Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the BestPatients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them Up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best, everything inside them is inalphabetical Order

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I Like construction workers... Those guys always understand whenyou Have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up When he observed : 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiestto Operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and No spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable

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