Hey out there.....

Are ya all still alive???

I am , thought I better let ya all know that...LMAO

Big Man Out

Well kidos, I hate to burst the bubble of alot of ya all out there...but I met Santa! And he aint nothing like we thought he was. He is not some big ol' dude with white hair and a beard. Nope, he is some skinny runt with tan skin and black hair. And this little dude dont even drive a sled with those deer we always hear about, nope, I kid you not, he drives a big ol' Kenworth with a trash box.

But in his defence, he is one hell of a nice guy. Thanx for the help the help the other day Santa!!I'll drink a Bud for ya...

But anyways its that time of year again. Ya'all know what I am talking about. The time you pull out that piece of lint from your wallet and wonder where the hell that 20 went that you had. Then you remeber that it went on that 19.99 game that your kids just had to have that they will play once and lose half the parts to it and then you never see it again till you are pulling out that sharp thing out of you heel due to stepping on it in the middle of the night while trying ti find the light switch as you are beging to do the downward fall on the steps and going to crash oh so hard to the bottom where you find the other lost part due to it sticking in your head!

WOW, I thought all that in one breath!

But you know in the long run it was one of the best 20's you spent cuz you seen the happiness in their eyes that morning when it was opened

so with all that BS said, ya all best get off your butts and start shopping or its gonna be here before ya know it

Big Man Out

For most of you out there, ya'll heard about the shooting that happened down river from us up here on the mountain. Those poor little Amish girls in that one room school house. My heart goes out to them and the familys.

But that is not what I really wanted to talk about tonight, nope, what I want to tell ya about is a group of people who take a lot of shit for their life style, who indeed made a great impact on that little town.

The Bikers

As a biker myself, I have seen the everyday evil of people, you can even ask my wife. A few years back, I laid down my scoot. Didnt really get hurt, but thats not the idea. The handle bars were snapped off, bent the fender, and cracked the side of my jug off the road. Now, do you think anyone stopped?

NOPE!!!!

People were turning their heads as soon as we came into sight. No one stopped to ask if we needed help or if we was ok. Just by luck we was riding with someone eles who went to get help and a truck to get us and the scoot home.

That brings me to my point tonight. Did ya'll see the turnout of the bikers who was rasing money for those familys? It was a great sight to be seen. I knkow alot of ya'll out there think of us as dirtbags and trouble makers and that we can be, I aint denying that one, but we are a great group of brothers and sisters.

As a trucker/biker/redneck...my hat goes off to ya'll how went out and helped

This Buds for you

Big Man Out

Ya know, I gotta big question for ya all. What the hell ever happened to manners??? I done did think they flew out the window. Someone just opened up a window and said "your free, run you little manners, run like the wind".

If I have one more young punk let a door go loose in my face I think I am going to have to make em a door stop for a day. And what ever happened to thank you, please, and all the other things ya is to say??

Can ya tell me PLEASE

Oh, and not let forget "the wave". YA should know what I mean. Its what ya do when some one lets you pull out or walk in front of them. For now on, no wave, you get the big bird! And I dont mean that 7 foot yellow thing on TV either. The short little stuby one that is in the middle of my hand!

But enough of that shit, lets move on.

BIG MAN OUT

Hey out there.....how is it going??? Long time to write on my end. I was told I was a bad "blogger".......OPPS!!

So whats new ...not a hell of a lot. Just working and trying to control the road rage.

And that is what its going to be about tonight...

STUPID PEOPLE

Does any one out there who does not drive a 80,000 pound land missle know how hard it is for us drivers to stop on a dime???

Let me tell ya

IT DONT HAPPEN!!!

Stop pulling out in front of me, and then giving me the finger when I get up on the ass end of your little sissy, yuppie, suv or car. If ya is gonna pull out ya better know what the hell you are doing and get the lead out.

And just to let some of ya know, if you cant see the side mirrors...

I CANT SEE YOU

But thats enough about that.

But as long as I am talking about people who dont seem to be able to think fast enough to keep up with the rest of the world...

If ya cant sing, ya dont have to prove to us.

Standing in line at a local fuel stop, I can hear a decent new song playing, when all of the sudden I hear a noise that sounds like someone just stepped on a kittens tail mixed with the dying sounds of a cow. Here it was the guy in front of me trying his best to sing along with the song. At first I was about the hit the ground cuz I thought some one just got shot, then I was trying to cover my ears before my brain turned to mush and came out my ears. But it didnt seem to matter what I did, all I could hear was the sound of this guys death song.

The guy couldnt carry a tune in a bucket to save his life was bad enough, but he didnt even know the words!!!

THAT WAS BAD

But anyways, till next time

Big man out

OK People, I am back for another round of who knows what the hell I might say next. Went into the bigger town down the road, and really had to think hard of what smart assy thing I could say today, and ya know what........I COULDNT THINK OF ANYTHING!!

But ya know, I just Did!

I live in "Redneckville"...no dought about it. People around here use more lumber on truck beds than they do for a house. In fact, one might say, "If you truck has more wood on it than your house, you might be a redneck...(Theres a new one for ya Jeff!) But aint it funny how us here rednecks are the blunt of Jokes, that are very funny I have to add, but how many people are wanting to be like us.

IT DONT WORKTHAT WAY

It takes more than a flannle shirt, and a pair of stained jeans to be one of us. Oh and lets not forget the "Pre-greased" ballcap ya can buy at the local "stuff*mart". See, being redneck takes no money what so ever, its a lifestyle, not a fashion statement. Ya know what I mean.The beat up truck is a good start,but is that true rust on that door? Ya dont even really need to have a gun in that gunrack, its there to hang ya fishing hat, hunting hat, CB wires, and if ya have a rear window that opens....To dry the shirt that you fell in the creek on!! And the truck bed is not to have a cap on it. How the hell are ya to see the starts if that is one there???Oh and not forget tail- gating...that is to be done when two or more of ya all get together around the fire telling the bullshit stories of the day.

So for all of you

WANNA-BE'S....

NO 'BUD" FOR YOU!!!

Big Man OUT!!!

Ya know, I got to thinking earlyer today about life , and the things that people fear the most. Everyone is different, Some dont like "spiders"...Yeah, I mean you(you know how you are). Some dont like snakes, even knowing that they are about the best pets one can get.And I will admitt it, I HATE BATS!!!

But ya wanna know what really makes me poop my weiner.....that big lady at the beach who does not know that one size fits all Does not fit her! And the guy who she is with that has a few too many six packs hidden above his belt wearing the speedo. You know the ones I mean, their kids are the ones kicking sand all over your blanket and in your last bottle of Bud that you just opened. And the mother....The one who can get the attention of every kid in and out of the water .....BUT NOT HER OWN!!! While Bubba the lobster bakes in the sand passed out.

As you know I drive the big trucks you all love to hate, the other thing that makes me wanna hide in the outhouse is old people driving. The little blue haired lady in the big ass lead sled, and the only thing you can see is that tuff of blue hair and two sets of knuckles on the wheel!!Lets not forget the old man who is trying to remeber how or why he is in the local "Stuff*mart" parking lot.

Welp...untill next time....

Big Man out

Five years ago we was hit....hit hard. But we stood back up and brushed the dirt off us and got back on our feet. Yeah, it still hurts, and probally will for years to come. But let me tell ya, this here big redneck couldnt be more proud to be an American! I still feel the pain for all those people that we lost, and the hundreds of families who lost thier loved ones.

If ever in your life you wanted to see a big man bawl like a baby it would it been today. Watching the tube today, reliving the day that I will never be able to forget, it happened. I dont know how those people stood up on that stage and read those names out. And seeing those two mountains of buildings fall again, my heart sank. And thinking of all those ladies and gents we lost while they was trying to save the others trapped, its enough to make me wanna bawl again.

Lets not forget those who are over seas trying to find the ass who started all this bullshit. What hell they have to face day in and day out just so we remain free and so it dont go happening again!My heart goes ot to ya'all! This Buds For You!!

I just want to say a big 'ol thank you to all you Vets out there. One thing you all know all too well, is...

that freedom is not free

So on this day and every day,

THANX

Even knowing how hard it is for some out there, I hope ya'all know that you have one Big Ass Redneck right here thinking of ya!

Welp, Here goes nothing! I thought I would try what everyone eles is doing and do a "BLOG". Nothing like a redneck playin' on the web huh?

Where to start...

Well, one thing ya might want to know is that I am a trucker. Ya know what I mean,18 wheels, big rig, Big Mutha Trucker, and the list goes on. I guess you could say I have it good, I get to see the states and other interesting things and get paid for it.

The company I work for I will keep to my self, but its an interesting one at that. I work with a group of people that are truly special!

Whats next you should know??

Welp, I am a family man. A great wife of 10 years and two wonderful children. We all are pretty much a group of rednecks. From truck pulls to monster trucks, and Hawgs to tattoos, and lets not forget bonfires and a case of "Bud"(thats mine). We are about as redneck as it gets.

Living in the middle of nowhere, on top of the PA mountains, we have it great. Up here I am able to walk in my undies and piss around the corner outside...I know you wanted to know that!

Welp, for the first time of trying this I think I am done for the night. I just done did had enough of trying to find the right keys and letters on this thing. Keep looking and reading, ya never know what just might pop up here ............Later