OK People, I am back for another round of who knows what the hell I might say next. Went into the bigger town down the road, and really had to think hard of what smart assy thing I could say today, and ya know what........I COULDNT THINK OF ANYTHING!!

But ya know, I just Did!

I live in "Redneckville"...no dought about it. People around here use more lumber on truck beds than they do for a house. In fact, one might say, "If you truck has more wood on it than your house, you might be a redneck...(Theres a new one for ya Jeff!) But aint it funny how us here rednecks are the blunt of Jokes, that are very funny I have to add, but how many people are wanting to be like us.

IT DONT WORKTHAT WAY

It takes more than a flannle shirt, and a pair of stained jeans to be one of us. Oh and lets not forget the "Pre-greased" ballcap ya can buy at the local "stuff*mart". See, being redneck takes no money what so ever, its a lifestyle, not a fashion statement. Ya know what I mean.The beat up truck is a good start,but is that true rust on that door? Ya dont even really need to have a gun in that gunrack, its there to hang ya fishing hat, hunting hat, CB wires, and if ya have a rear window that opens....To dry the shirt that you fell in the creek on!! And the truck bed is not to have a cap on it. How the hell are ya to see the starts if that is one there???Oh and not forget tail- gating...that is to be done when two or more of ya all get together around the fire telling the bullshit stories of the day.

So for all of you

WANNA-BE'S....

NO 'BUD" FOR YOU!!!

Big Man OUT!!!