Monday, October 30, 2006

Well kidos, I hate to burst the bubble of alot of ya all out there...but I met Santa! And he aint nothing like we thought he was. He is not some big ol' dude with white hair and a beard. Nope, he is some skinny runt with tan skin and black hair. And this little dude dont even drive a sled with those deer we always hear about, nope, I kid you not, he drives a big ol' Kenworth with a trash box.
But in his defence, he is one hell of a nice guy. Thanx for the help the help the other day Santa!!I'll drink a Bud for ya...
But anyways its that time of year again. Ya'all know what I am talking about. The time you pull out that piece of lint from your wallet and wonder where the hell that 20 went that you had. Then you remeber that it went on that 19.99 game that your kids just had to have that they will play once and lose half the parts to it and then you never see it again till you are pulling out that sharp thing out of you heel due to stepping on it in the middle of the night while trying ti find the light switch as you are beging to do the downward fall on the steps and going to crash oh so hard to the bottom where you find the other lost part due to it sticking in your head!
WOW, I thought all that in one breath!
But you know in the long run it was one of the best 20's you spent cuz you seen the happiness in their eyes that morning when it was opened
so with all that BS said, ya all best get off your butts and start shopping or its gonna be here before ya know it
Big Man Out

Monday, October 16, 2006

For most of you out there, ya'll heard about the shooting that happened down river from us up here on the mountain. Those poor little Amish girls in that one room school house. My heart goes out to them and the familys.
But that is not what I really wanted to talk about tonight, nope, what I want to tell ya about is a group of people who take a lot of shit for their life style, who indeed made a great impact on that little town.
The Bikers
As a biker myself, I have seen the everyday evil of people, you can even ask my wife. A few years back, I laid down my scoot. Didnt really get hurt, but thats not the idea. The handle bars were snapped off, bent the fender, and cracked the side of my jug off the road. Now, do you think anyone stopped?
NOPE!!!!
People were turning their heads as soon as we came into sight. No one stopped to ask if we needed help or if we was ok. Just by luck we was riding with someone eles who went to get help and a truck to get us and the scoot home.
That brings me to my point tonight. Did ya'll see the turnout of the bikers who was rasing money for those familys? It was a great sight to be seen. I knkow alot of ya'll out there think of us as dirtbags and trouble makers and that we can be, I aint denying that one, but we are a great group of brothers and sisters.
As a trucker/biker/redneck...my hat goes off to ya'll how went out and helped
This Buds for you
Big Man Out

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Ya know, I gotta big question for ya all. What the hell ever happened to manners??? I done did think they flew out the window. Someone just opened up a window and said "your free, run you little manners, run like the wind".
If I have one more young punk let a door go loose in my face I think I am going to have to make em a door stop for a day. And what ever happened to thank you, please, and all the other things ya is to say??
Can ya tell me PLEASE
Oh, and not let forget "the wave". YA should know what I mean. Its what ya do when some one lets you pull out or walk in front of them. For now on, no wave, you get the big bird! And I dont mean that 7 foot yellow thing on TV either. The short little stuby one that is in the middle of my hand!
But enough of that shit, lets move on.
BIG MAN OUT

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Hey out there.....how is it going??? Long time to write on my end. I was told I was a bad "blogger".......OPPS!!
So whats new ...not a hell of a lot. Just working and trying to control the road rage.
And that is what its going to be about tonight...
STUPID PEOPLE
Does any one out there who does not drive a 80,000 pound land missle know how hard it is for us drivers to stop on a dime???
Let me tell ya
IT DONT HAPPEN!!!
Stop pulling out in front of me, and then giving me the finger when I get up on the ass end of your little sissy, yuppie, suv or car. If ya is gonna pull out ya better know what the hell you are doing and get the lead out.
And just to let some of ya know, if you cant see the side mirrors...
I CANT SEE YOU
But thats enough about that.
But as long as I am talking about people who dont seem to be able to think fast enough to keep up with the rest of the world...
If ya cant sing, ya dont have to prove to us.
Standing in line at a local fuel stop, I can hear a decent new song playing, when all of the sudden I hear a noise that sounds like someone just stepped on a kittens tail mixed with the dying sounds of a cow. Here it was the guy in front of me trying his best to sing along with the song. At first I was about the hit the ground cuz I thought some one just got shot, then I was trying to cover my ears before my brain turned to mush and came out my ears. But it didnt seem to matter what I did, all I could hear was the sound of this guys death song.
The guy couldnt carry a tune in a bucket to save his life was bad enough, but he didnt even know the words!!!
THAT WAS BAD
But anyways, till next time
Big man out