Hi Ya'll out there where ever ya'll might be! I'ma tad bit burnt today, and no, not from the still rising gas prices. We went to a huge tractor show yesterday and the sun found my shoulders and my bald head!! And today was Daddy and boy day. Joe Joe and I went to a car show that really sucked. Hardly no cars??

But the sun burn is what we is gonna yap about today, or should I say the Fake-n-bake. Yes I have done did tried this, and no it did not turn out to good!! See, I'ma just a bit to big to fit in one of those ones that ya'll do. You know the kind ya lay down in. See, my shoulders stick out the sides of 'em. So I have to do the ones that ya stand up in. Now the one I did was owned by a girl that I went to school with and she talked this thing up like it was the best way to get tan fast. So I thought I would hop in it and try it. MISTAKE #1!!!! Now after I was talked into this here hot box, i was told that you want to try and tan evenly all over, in other words, do it nakid...MISTAKE # 2

Now, as ya'll are sitting there giggleing at me cuz ya think ya know what happen, ya'll just wait. See, this was my first time ever in that hot box. And listening to other people talk about it, I thought ya only went in for about 5 minutes or so, but she told me I had a good base going on already and to just go in for 15... Big MISTAKE # 3

So I walked myself in this thing , get nakid, and turn the dail to 15. I figured since I was trying to get an "even" tan, I should lift my arms up to get under them and kinda squat a bit to get the inside of my legs... NOT GOOD!!!

after the first 5 or so, I placed my hands on the back of my head locking my fingers behind it, and still doing a squat. What seemed to be forever the bell finally went off and it was done.

I got my self dressed and walked out feeling pretty good about it. Told the girls thanx and went on my way. But as I walked out that door I could hear some big time snickering. It seems that when you fake-n-bake, and have your hands on your head... ah yeah, ya'll know where I'ma going with this. I had two perfect white hand marks on the back of my head. Ya'll could count all the fingers and tell where my palms where!!!

But now comes the NAKID part. DONT EVER DO THAT GUYS!!!!! I burnt some things that should never see daylight. Ya'll wanna talk about hot dogs and roasted nuts.... OUCH!!

I done did had to walk funny for about three days! My ass will never EVER try anything like that again for as long as I live!

So learn for that huge MISTAKE, and dont try it guys, its not worth it!!!

I'ma gonna go and whine to myself about how my shoulders burn right now and how thankfull I am I was not NAKID!!!

Big Man Out